April 29, 2018
NEW - Article - World's Oldest Person: "Just Kill Me Already"
April 29, 2018
NEW - Article - Thinking About Life and the Mysteries of the Universe,
Man Walks Into Pole
April 29, 2018
NEW - Article - Baby Finds Bottle on Beach,
Finally Let's Out Christina Aguilera
April 29, 2018
NEW - Article - Police Sketch Artist Admits He's Been
Drawing Same Face For Entire Career
April 19, 2018
NEW - Article - Homeless Man Getting Sick of
Making Smalltalk At Liquor Store
April 18, 2018
NEW - Article - City's New 'Cat Cafe' Surrounded By Dogs
April 17, 2018
NEW - Article - FedEx Driver Tricks Elderly
Woman Into Signing Away Her Soul
August 11, 2017
NEW - Business - I sell shirts now. Check 'em out!
July 30, 2017
NEW - Article - What it's Like Having a Funny Bumper Sticker
July 5, 2017
NEW - Article - The Tuesday Night Drinking Experiment
July 1, 2017
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Matthew cheers on his new favorite third baseman.
The Friday Night Drinking Experiment
June 23, 2017
NEW - Book - How To Look Smart
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Look smarter today!
January 9, 2017
Nothing new to say. My gf paid for this website for another year.... What a gal!
(New content coming between 2017-2023!)
November 15, 2015
NEW - Article - I Created an AC/DC Live Music Video with over 100 Different Angles
October 6, 2015
Pretty sweet gigantic yard sale on Sunday that I'm organizing. If you're on this website, you probably know about it already though.
September 22, 2015
Ok, I edited the AC/DC video I made. Evened out the audio on all clips and added a camera angle counter. This is the best it will possibly be. Rock on!
September 16, 2015
NEW - Article - I Went to the 'Black Mass' Premiere and my Camera was in Selfie Mode
September 1, 2015
NEW - Article - My Favorite Videos on the Internet
August 31, 2015
This was the most difficult video I've ever put together. "For Those about to Rock" by AC/DC from 111 fans in the audience. Dedicated to myself.
August 21, 2015
All the rest of the videos from my tower climbing days.
August 16, 2015
I've been wanting to do this for a while. I hope it's not the only episode!
July 16, 2015
NEW - Book - What's Up
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This is my first and only book which I published myself through this Blurb website. It's a bit expenseive but you cannot get a better coffee table book. Get it while it's hot!
July 10, 2015
NEW - Article - How to park at a Red Sox game for $4-$11
July 7, 2015
NEW - Article - How I think my trip to Las Vegas and New York will go Part IV
March 27, 2015
NEW - Article - How and Why I Dubbed a Foreign Action Film
February 16, 2015
Happy belated Valentine's Day.
January 8, 2015
I tried drinking supercooled water. It froze.
See it on TV HERE.
January 6, 2015
NEW - Business (we will see)
January 1, 2015
The Gormley Home Alone Christmas Special!