March 27, 2015

 

How and Why I Dubbed a Foreign Action Film

 

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A little over a month ago, I was driving to work. This is something that I dreaded every day but was 100% necessary if I was going to go to work that day. Since then, I have decided not to drive to work anymore. Anyways as I was driving to work, I thought about my friend Matt's favorite movie, "The Raid 2." The Raid 2 is a sequel to The Raid: Redemption and is an indonesian action movie.

 

"It's the best action movie ever made," I told my friends at work.

 

"I'm not going to read a movie," every single one of them replied.

 

You see the problem with working with morons is that they don't have the intelligence to both read and watch a movie at the same time. The Raid 2 is spoken almost entirely in Indonesian and is translated into English with subtitles at the bottom of the screen. If you are a slow reader, like many of my coworkers, you are going to find it difficult to keep up with the amazing, action-packed thrill ride directed by Welsh born Gareth Evans.

 

So for the following reasons, I decided to dub the film into English myself:

 

1) It would be hilarious.

 

2) It would be awesome.

 

3) It would be both hilarious and awesome just to say I did this.

 

4) I want people to actually experience this adrenaline-rush of a movie.

 

5) It is good practice in video and sound editing.

 

6) I could write a somewhat funny article about it on my website afterwards.

 

The first step of this process was to get a microphone. I walked down the street to my friend Owen's house where I left my microphone about a year earlier. We had recorded an hour-long session of us talking in an attempt to make a podcast. It actually came out quite well but we never progressed with it. So I walked into his basement to look for the mic and could'nt find it. I checked all the drawers where it would've been and it was nowhere to be found. My heart started racing. "Where is the mic?" I thought to myself. "Is this the end of the dubbing journey?" "I haven't even made it past step one!"

 

All of a sudden, Owen walks out of the bathroom.

 

"Hey," Owen said in his regular, relaxed manner.

 

"I can't find the mic," I said embarrassed, looking down at the floor.

 

"Let me check." Owen opened up the drawer where I had originally looked. His confidence level was way too high and I was ready for a crash of emotions.

 

"What is he doing?" I thought to myself. "I already checked that drawer."

 

"Here it is." Owen pulled out the mic and hit me with a one-two punch of astonishment.

 

"Thanks." I went home and posted on reddit looking for advice.

 

reddit

No one answered my question. The VideoEditing subreddit is a joke.

 

I imported the entire movie into Final Cut and kept the subtitles on. I then put on headphones and patiently read every single line of the movie with a different voice for each character using the "Record Voiceover" option. This was the most tedious task in the entire project. It literally took longer than anything else. There are a total of 36 different speaking characters in the movie. After I finished, I watched the movie at 32X speed to tally up the total number for the previous sentence.

 

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I read the lines just as they were in the movie. I'm sure most people would think I tried to make a funny story, but I didn't want to confuse anyone. After reading each line, I lined it up perfectly so that the English was right over the Indonesian in the background. I then faded in and out for each line so that there wasn't a sudden drop of background noise. Finally, I adjusted the volume so that it was as good as it could get.

 

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If I were to estimate, there were over 2,500 takes. As many as 3,000. Or even more! The number on each individual voiceover was incorrect so I will never know.

 

When I finished a month later, I exported the sound only. Then I imported another version of the movie without subtitles into Final Cut. I turned the volume all the way down on this version and added the audio from before. It matched up perfectly. I could finally breathe again.

 

Here I am pretending to read the last line of the movie for this photo:

 

donee

 

I bought myself a beer and pretended to watch the movie for the picture below:

 

done

 

The next morning, I exported the final product after adding my name in the credits. But then I got another hilarious idea. I used a green screen in my kitchen and added myself into the movie for a very short scene.

 

green

 

Those boxes were in fact not wide enough to hold my 4 dollar tripod, so I used 7 boxes of board games instead. I could've sworn I took a picture of it, but I did not. It would've been a much better picture than the one above. Such a shame. I adjusted the lighting and made it look like I was a star just like everyone else. "Ring! Ring!" "Hello?" "Hi, it's Hollywood!"

 

And that is how and why I dubbed a foreign action film.

 

What you need to accomplish this:

 

Patience - 4.5/5 (Just keep at it, slugger)

 

Free Time - 3/5 (It doesn't matter how long it takes)

 

Video Editing Skills - 2.5/5 (But you'll learn more!)

 

Enthusiam - 5/5 (Need those voice acting skills)

 

Movie - 4.5/5 (Make sure it's one you'll want to watch over and over and over and over)

 

Space - 1/5 (I did this on the couch)

 

Technology - 4/5 (A good computer, good software, a mic, decent headphones)

 

Friend - 3/5 (It's good if you have a friend to surprise with the final product, i.e. Matt)

 

Secondary Activities - 3.5/5 (In case you need a break, find something fun to do)

 

Buy this movie on Blu-Ray!

 

-Mark